The
Sad Death of Dimplejohnny
Dimplejohnny's
face is very popular, but it is not entirely pleasant. His eyes are a
bit too far apart, perhaps to bestow an advantage in triangulating
the distance to the nearest pretty woman. Nothing about Dimplejohnny
has happened by accident.
His
nose is a bit too small, which may contribute to the impression given
by his eyes. He has one dimple,on his left cheek, which is his good
side, which confuses people no end, because most photographs of
Dimplejohnny are selfies, where the dimple appears to be on his right
cheek. Dimplejohnny enjoys this controversy. He believes that it is
good for business.
(This came to me in a dream, or maybe I was half awake, or drifting in and out of sleep. It is not a sign of oncoming dementia.)
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