Sunday, June 14, 2020

Am I A Grammar Nazi?


Not in general, no. I hear enough broken English to tolerate it fairly well. Encountering English learners who apologize for their shortcomings, I assure them that if I understood what they were saying, they had said it fine. You want people to be able to communicate in their new language without embarrassment, which is the true enemy of any effort to learn a new language. With English learners, I am very forgiving.

The problem is that I hear a lot of broken, or misused, English not only from English learners, but also from people for whom English is their native language, and their only language. From them I expect a little better, but I don't get it. Most native speakers get by with only the simplest forms of the verbs, and content themselves with vocabularies that would get them very low scores on a GRE or a TOEFL test. Low scores on an SAT in many cases. We now have a president whose English leaves an awful lot to be desired, although, to be fair, he does suffer considerably from comparisons to his predecessor in office.

That's enough complaining for now. My real purpose today is to clear up a few misconceptions about vocabulary.

To Quash

To quash” means to reject, or void, especially by legal procedure. In fact, it is often a legal process that is being quashed. Like, “to quash a subpoena.” You may also quash a revolution, a demonstration, or a political idea or movement.

Nota bene that “to squash” means something altogether different. To squash means to crush something, or to squeeze something. Like squashing a bug. Squashing takes place in the world of solid objects; quashing takes place in the realm of ideas.

If you can master this simple distinction, you will be way ahead of most people who write for major Internet news aggregation sites.

To Founder

To founder,” for ships, means to fill up with water and sink. If a ship “founders on the rocks,” the important part is still the filling up with water and the sinking. “To founder,” for a plan, means that the plan is no longer working, or has failed.

The often erroneously substituted word here is “to flounder.” This is a close one, though. “To flounder” means to struggle clumsily in water or mud; or it may mean to show great confusion; or to be in great difficulty. A man may flounder in turbulent waters trying to reach the shore. A lawyer may flounder at the podium trying to respond to a difficult question from the judge. Many retail corporations are now floundering as a result of this COVID-19 catastrophe.

I occasionally find myself floundering when forced to decide on the correct word in a tricky situation.

To Flout

Let's cut right to the chase: one does not flaunt the law! Not unless one dresses as a colonial American and poses ostentatiously while waving around an antique looking copy of the Constitution.

To flout” means to openly disregard some kind of rule, which is usually either a law or a tradition. I flout the rules every time I play Klondike.

To flaunt” means to display something ostentatiously. One can flaunt their wealth by wearing very expensive jewelry or driving a very expensive car. One may flaunt their sexuality by really Queening it up.

The etymology of this pair of words is fascinating. Both flout and flaunt are thought to have originated in the Sixteenth Century. That much can be established by looking for first published usage. Beyond that, the crystal ball goes dim. Regarding flaunt, the origin is said to be “unknown.” Regarding flout, the word is said to have “perhaps” been derived from the older verb, “fluiten,” meaning to whistle or to play the flute, and maybe was informally used to mean the derogatory use of hissing to indicate displeasure.

Thus endeth the lesson.

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