Personal Ad Offering Services

(Sarcasm Alert!) 

“Christian editor with professional experience. Will line-edit your digital manuscript for $1.00 (one dollar) per page. Services not available to:

Faggots

Pussy-Pumpers

Divorcees

Vegans

Libtards

Atheists

Mud People

Trans-sexuals

Witches

Catholics

Yogis

Surfers

Sabbath Workers

New Yorkers

Progressives

Chicks-with-Dicks

Contact me at matthew7:1@hottestmail.com

I look forward to working with you!

Have a blessed day!”

(Matthew 7:1 “Judge not, lest ye be judged . . .”)