Volkswagen’s
diesel emissions scamming shenanigans are much in the news these days. It’s safe to say that it all sounds very
arrogant and self-serving. That attitude
is nothing new with Volkswagen.
The Rabbit
In 1977 I
bought a new Rabbit. I had driven a
friend’s 1976 Rabbit, and I was hooked.
The ’76 was a carburetored engine displacing 1600 cc’s, with about 85
horsepower. It was a blast to drive. My ’77 was a Bahama Blau (Blue) Intermediate
model, with a new engine displacing, I think, just under 1500 cc’s, with fuel
injection, putting out 71 horsepower.
The car weighed next to nothing, under a ton, and the gear box and
clutch were just wonderful, so it was still a quick little car. I loved it, but
there were problems.
There was
one big problem with the new engine and numerous smaller mechanical problems
with the car in general. I say that the smaller problem were numerous, which is
being kind. Between 10,000 miles and
30,000 miles, every component that you can think of needed to be replaced, at my expense. The clutch; the master cylinder of the
brakes; little brackets and bushings here and there; the dashboard; it was a
lot. Amazingly, for 120,000 miles after
that all the car ever needed was oil changes and gas in the tank. Rough honeymoon; good marriage.
I’m
complaining, it’s true, but I’ll admit that the car was the fun beyond fun to
drive. It handled like a toy. It had rack-and-pinion steering that was very
precise. (No need for power assist with a car that light.) The gearbox was very well spaced and the throw
on the stick was short and precise. The
clutch had a throw of about one inch from totally in to totally out. You could heel-and-toe it like a race driver,
with your heel on the brake and your toe on the clutch. You could drive that car as fast as it would
go, and it would break a four wheel power slide with very little
prompting. Just a blast to drive.
The big
problem was very annoying, and Volkswagen’s response to the problem was super
annoying. The new engine was fitted with
Teflon valve guides that wore out within a few thousand miles. The engine then started to burn oil like a
two-stroke, trailing black smoke and requiring the addition of a quart of oil
with every second tank of gas, at least.
I complained and got only bored, exculpatory responses. Finally, I sent a letter to the national
manager of customer service for North America.
I received a letter in reply, a letter that was breathtaking in its
arrogance.
“As you
know,” the letter began, “all automobile engines burn a certain amount of motor
oil in normal operation.” The letter
went on to scoldingly remind me that it was the responsibility of a car owner
to make sure that his engine oil was always topped up. I called his office and actually got him on
the phone. Speaking in person he was
even more infuriating than the letter.
Finally
there was a recall, and the problem was solved.
I mentioned all of this to an acquaintance who worked in Volkswagen’s
Los Angeles parts warehouse. “That’s
them all over,” he said, “the big wigs from Germany are even worse. You can’t believe how they talk to us when
they visit the warehouse.”
VWs Current Troubles
This
current problem with Volkswagen diesels is much more serious. Volkswagen management is accused of
systematically setting up their cars to evade emissions tests and deliver false
emissions information. This puts them at
odds with the laws of multiple countries, and it appears that even criminal
charges may be a possibility. It’s the
same old corporate arrogance and entitlement, though. The same evil spirit at its heart.
I’m sure
that other automobile companies are not blameless in such matters, but
Volkswagen’s long history of casually disregarding anything that impedes their
progress should be enough to make people think twice before dealing with them.
They’re not
the only company selling cars.
2 comments:
Customers always ask me "What kind of car should i get?", to which I invariably answer "Anything Japanese.", to which they invariably get bummed out about. Then the truth comes out "What about a cool little Volkswagen?". I have my monologue really well practiced by now. I'll give it to you here:
"Anything European is a nightmare. Audi & Volkswagen are the worst. BMW & Mercedes are just as bad. These cars are OK for about 80,000 miles and then they take a hard dive. The electrical is trash & if you need a computer your talking 3-5 thousand dollars. The materials they use in the engines bake & fall apart. Brakes all the way around is $1,000. There's a reason you never see vintage European cars. Don't do it."
Land Rovers & Jaguars are the devil manifested. Volvo is great if your driving into walls. A Maserati gets asked very politely to leave.
The really clever ones (queue sarcasm) drive up with these shit-boxes a week later "I'm leasing it" & a smile from ear to ear.
*J
Jorge, I'm with you 100% Over here I'd add to my advice, "buy the Toyota." Any neighborhood mechanic in Thailand can get the parts easy and fix the thing if something breaks. Even a Honda gets more complicated.
My students and ex-students are the same as your clients. "What about the BMW?" I say, "if you buy the BMW, you'll be happy for about two years; if you buy the Toyota, you'll be happy for twelve years."
Rich people over here don't want anything Japanese. There are no Accuras or Infinities here, and a Lexus is like finding a hens tooth. Rich people want the BMW or the Mercedes. After the period of permanent repair sets in, some of them get sick of paying huge "maintenance" bills and go Japanese.
And Volkswagens, don't even get me started. The third time you pull a lever, it comes off in your hand. After a year, they look like ruins.
You're good at this car game, Jorge. I hope that it provides you with a good living forever.
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