What I mean are dirty tactics, behaviors that may gain a
boxer a reputation as a dirty fighter.
There was a boxer in the 1980’s that I really liked. Outside the ring he was a cheerful,
personable man with a great backstory; inside the ring he was a terror. One boxing site states with refreshing candor
that he was known to “use his fists and elbows in novel ways.” He did more than that. He was a walking catalog of illegal boxing
moves. He was famous for it. Every
fight of his was a clinic in bad behavior, but it never seemed to affect his
popularity or his statistics. He won
ninety percent of his fifty or so fights.
It begs the question: Are the
dirty tactics just part of boxing?
Here are some examples of dirty tactics:
1. Laces: boxing
gloves are tied tight with laces on the inside of the boxer’s wrists. These laces can be formidable weapons when
rubbed against the eye of the opponent.
2. Head Butting: The
human forehead is the hardest part of the body except for the teeth. Using it to strike the opponent is often a
game-changer.
3. Elbows: some
fighters master the art of throwing “accidental” elbows. The punch misses, but the glove continues its
forward progress until the elbow strikes the opponent in the head. If the elbow misses too, there is often an
opportunity to use the elbow on the back-stroke. This is what in Chinese boxing (Kung Fu) is known
as “the continuing and returning fist.”
4. Thumbs: boxing
gloves, for some unknown reason, have thumbs in them. These can be driven into the opponents
eyes.
5. The Ropes: The
ropes around the ring are elastic, like giant rubber bands. Like rubber bands, they can be used for a
sling-shot effect. A clever boxer who
has his opponent on the ropes may push the opponent back into the ropes and then
punch him as the ropes propel him into the punch. This is a real force multiplier. Similarly, a boxer with his own back to the
ropes may lean back into the ropes and then use the spring effect to add power
to his own punch.
6. Holding: Many
times a boxer is dead sure that if he lets the opponent hit him the results
will be catastrophic. Such a boxer might
seek to keep the opponents hands tied up in tight clinches for most of the fight. The frustrated puncher will seek franticly to
free himself from such clutches, and an ingenious practitioner has a thousand
ways to trap an arm as fast as it escapes his grip. This can be exhausting for the man so tied
up. It can be exhausting to watch
too.
7. Kidneys: kidney
punches are illegal and dangerous. That
doesn’t mean it never happens.
Especially when the referee is standing where the behavior will be
hidden from him.
8. The Bell: the
rules state that a punch may not land after the bell has sounded. You will often see boxers stopping punches
short upon hearing the bell. You will
also frequently see punches that were launched arguably before the bell be
allowed to complete their parabola and strike the opponent. Sometimes you will even see punches planned
and executed after the bell. If you
watch enough fights, you’ll see everything.
9. Below the Belt:
another game changer, like the head butts.
The referee may deduct a point for any of the above
infractions, but that doesn’t seem to happen much. There is a real problem with intent in the
boxing ring. How do we separate
cause-and-effect from coincidence? Accidents
happen. Things happen fast in the
ring. All kinds of things, funny
things. Where’s the mens rea? The criminal intent? The guilty mind? If the ref thinks that it was an accident, he’ll
just give the affected boxer a minute to shake it off.
Boxers know this, and many of them exploit this weakness in
the oversight.
“. . . if I throw a right hand, in good faith, and you pull
your head back, and my thumb happens to stick you in the eye, whose fault is
that?”
“. . . if I bounce off the ropes with a good angle to throw
a punch, should I refrain?”
“. . . if we are in a clinch, and the referee allows us to
continue boxing, must I keep my head stationary? Or may I continue to bob and weave, trying
only to avoid your punches, of course.
And if my forehead should accidentally strike you on the eye brow,
opening a nasty cut, whose fault is that?”
I have a hunch that the judgment of these things has a lot
to do with the popularity of the fighter.
It must be like life in general, mustn’t it? If they love you, you’ll get away with
anything; if they hate you, you’ll get points deducted for any little
thing.
Maybe it all falls under the heading of misadventure. Maybe it’s like driving too fast in the
canyons of Malibu. You knew there was an
element of danger, but you went and did it anyway. If you take your car over the side, well, you
knew that you were taking a chance of that happening.
And this stuff does, without a doubt, liven up a boxing
match. That fellow from the ‘80’s, man,
watching him fight was a real hoot.
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