Thursday, March 24, 2011

Alert The Media: Ralph Nader Still Alive

Just when one could be forgiven to think that the only thing on Safety Expert Mister Ralph's mind, if indeed he was still alive, was sabotaging the country's presidential elections, the Master Of The Seat Belts made the news twice this week:

1. Somewhat predictably, he thinks that President Obama made an unconstitutional miscalculation by doing whatever we're doing in Libya without first doing, you know, whatever; and

2. Out of left field, he thinks that athletic scholarships should be done away with.

I, for one, am not in the least comforted by knowing that this creepasaurus is still thinking at all.

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