Ry Cooder - Married Man's A Fool

Go ahead and try it if you want to. Get married! It works out pretty good, sometimes. Just don't be surprised if it all goes south like the geese, around October. 

The thing is, men are annoying. You may not think so, if you're a man, but most of the women that I've known over the years felt very strongly that men were a tribe of big babies, selfish and lazy, or worse. If you catch women talking to each other when they think no one can hear them, you'll see the big picture PDQ, and get the message, too. 

Don't let me discourage you! Go ahead and give marriage a try. Maybe you'll be one of the lucky ones. The secret is to always do exactly what your wife wants you to do, and do it immediately with a smile on your face, even if what she wants is impossible. If you can do that, you'll be fine.