"Does this dress make my ass look big?"
We had one of those "team-building" seminars last weekend, with the usual great party at the end. This years theme was Hawaiian, and I was chosen to represent my group in the "beauty contest." What a blast, and I got a prize! I was in a three-way tie for runner up, out of four, but the gifts were very nice.
I also sang two songs: "Hawaiian Wedding Song," and my new hit, "Just the Way You Are." As myself, that is, not as Princess Luana. I wanted to sing "When the Niku Niko Abu Ahu Nuku Nuku Go Swimming By," but it wasn't on the Karaoke.
This is a great job right here.
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