Spam Can Be Fun

I got the greatest spam "comment" today. Some of the best Engrish, weird English, that I have ever seen. Such as:

"exclusively tipple guaranteed to carry far-off the palm you fancy superabundant!"

That was the first sentence of the message, no initial capitol.

Or this one:

"Our all surprised syndication of herbs and aminos is Dr. formulated and proven to commend relief, proceeds magnify cusp unusual and in annoy of raise your wisecracks!"

What were they thinking! It's like some crazy Old Bill Burroughs cut-up.

So Spam can be fun too.