Great Lines From Awful Movies

Last night was a slow TV night and I ended up watching about twenty minutes of XXX, that’s as in “Triple X,” staring Vin Diesel. It’s an awful movie.

After most of the lines I imagined something that would have been much, much better. But in amongst the crap was a real gem:

XXX: you know, smoking will kill you (or something to that effect).

Former Soviet Army Prague Gangster: “I like smoke better than air. If I could, I’d smoke in my sleep. I’ll smoke after I’m dead.”