An Analogy

Can you believe that Spell Check still thinks that "blog" is misspelled? I hate Microsoft.

How is Microsoft like a retarded dog?

1. A retarded dog chases a car down the street and expects praise for chasing it away.

2. A retarded dog learns to bring your slippers, then he brings them all the time, whether you want them or not, even when you really, really don’t want them.

Question: How does Microsoft mirror the above behaviors?