This truck and its sacred passenger were outside my local mall last week. Some of the faithful took small vials of water and poured them over the Great Man's shoulder.
I'm not a religious man, but if I were this is the way I'd go. The Buddha part, not the truck. Buddhism has no strange or impossible directives, no disagreeable prohibitions. It's more of a way of life than a religion, in Thailand anyway (and Lao, Cambodia, Burma and Sri Lanka).