One day Moses and Jesus were playing golf. At the first tee, Moses hit a nice drive, right on the fairway, two-hundred and fifty yards or so. Jesus’ drive hooked into the trees.
Suddenly a stream started flowing out of the trees. A fish in the stream took Jesus’ ball in its mouth. Then a bird took the fish in its mouth and flew off towards the green. The ball dropped from the fish’s mouth and landed in the cup. A hole in one.
Moses says to Jesus, “so, you want to play golf or do you want to fuck around?”
Apologizing in advance for any discomfort that this joke may cause to readers with over-developed religious sensibilities, I remain, your humble blogger.
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