Sunday, June 30, 2019
RUFUS
Stax, Volt, and Enterprise, in their heyday, put out a consistent string of great records that we can all agree were great. They had an immediately recognizable sound. That is definitely Al Jackson on the drums! That's Steve Cropper playing that guitar! No doubt about it. They all worked well together, and they always sounded like they were having fun.
Sometimes, though, the fun component was just off-the-chain. Sometimes, it sounds like the whole recording session was having a ball. This is one such record, in my humble and no doubt personal opinion. This session featured Rufus Thomas, who always brought the party, so maybe it's no surprise. Could that be the secret?
I think that it's more likely that the secret to these wild jams is that they happened on records that were over in the corners of the labels' output. Not front and center like Otis Redding, or Booker T and the MGs. The pressure is off under those circumstances. I'll bet that records like this were cut fast in between larger studio projects. There's a great cut about Bar-B-Que that the liner notes say was cut on the fly, written and recorded while the band was waiting around for a "more important" session. That one sounds like a party, too.
Disclaimer: I know that I come off like a know-it-all sometimes, and I don't like it anymore than my detractors do. Really, I only know what I like, and I like records that sound like everybody was having fun making them. It makes them more fun to listen to, don't you think?
Friday, June 28, 2019
Cardi B Should Have Taken The Deal
The video is called, "Pay the two dollars!" The moral of the vid is that listening to a lawyer who is only trying to up his billing can get you in trouble. Many times it's best just to go with the easy way out and cut your losses.
Cardi B illustrated this point nicely last week. The underlying facts took place in my home town, which surprised me somewhat. College Point, my sleepy little corner of New York City, the little town on the way to nowhere, has grown in importance sufficiently to have its own strip club. A place called the Angels. (I've never been to the club myself; it has been twenty years since I've been back to town at all.)
Cardi B had a beef with two heavily tattooed bar-tenders (of the distaff persuasion), and late one evening Cardi and a few of her peeps charged the place and gave the girls grief. The ruckus was sufficient to interest NYPD cops from the nearby 109th Precinct. Cardi B and two peeps were arrested for misdemeanor assault. At her arraignment on the misdemeanor, Cardi B was offered a terrific deal by the Queens DA's office. Plead guilty to a lesser assault charge and walk away, no jail time, no community service, no nothing. It had actually happened, after all.
This is where Cardi B should have "paid the two dollars." Unfortunately, she, like the poor man in the video, had a lawyer. In fact, she had two lawyers, high powered guys. They convinced her to plead not guilty.
That led to more investigation by the DA's office. They uncovered some damning evidence very quickly, simply by checking the relevant social media accounts. They discovered that Cardi B and the other two defendants were batting this around on whatever chat sites the young people are using these days, planning the assault, and Cardi B had been offering payment to the actual assault team. That makes it a felony. Back in court to be arraigned on the new, more serious charges, Cardi B remained unimpressed. She plead not guilty again, and the DA's offer was, of course, no longer on the table.
She'll be lucky to get out of this with probation after a guilty plea to a more serious misdemeanor. I'm sure that her lawyers are still telling her, "we'll fight this case to the last drop of your blood and the last dollar in your wallet."
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
The Atlantic Magazine Is Complaining About Baby Boomers
"The Boomers Ruined Everything," By Lyman Stone. It might have been a humor piece, but I don't think so. How many articles have we seen with that same title? He seems to have written the article in earnest, though, so I was moved to reply. If I see something like that on Yahoo! News, I let it go, but the Atlantic Magazine is a serious magazine that has been doing quality work for a long time now. They should know better. So here's my reply:
I shouldn't bother, because articles like this are just click-bait for millennials, but it has long since grown tiresome to have my generation blamed for all of the ills of the modern world, because, you know, post hoc, ergo propter hoc. Mr. Stone, who appears to be forty-something (from his photo on the IFS site), piles coincidence on coincidence while admitting that many of the trends that he mentions started when Baby Boomers were in grade school, or before we were born. Honestly? We are responsible for all modern drug overdoses, suicides, car accidents, and "violence?" Responsible for the increase in the number of jobs requiring licenses? Please.
I shouldn't bother, because articles like this are just click-bait for millennials, but it has long since grown tiresome to have my generation blamed for all of the ills of the modern world, because, you know, post hoc, ergo propter hoc. Mr. Stone, who appears to be forty-something (from his photo on the IFS site), piles coincidence on coincidence while admitting that many of the trends that he mentions started when Baby Boomers were in grade school, or before we were born. Honestly? We are responsible for all modern drug overdoses, suicides, car accidents, and "violence?" Responsible for the increase in the number of jobs requiring licenses? Please.
The vast majority of Baby Boomers, or member of any generation, have no more than the political power that God gave geese. I don't think it's fair to blame all of us for what the couple of hundredths of one percent of us may have done in one legislature or another, or on some corporate board.
Young people now are in a terrible bind, it's true. Why not blame Nixon, who disconnected money from its traditional role as a device for measuring equivalence? Things had value for a reason up till then, and casting money adrift on the seas of "whatever people will pay" has led to a lot of mischief. Blame the fascist think-tanks that sprung up in the 1970s in response to those filthy hippies and those uppity blacks. (Sarcasm alert, if required.) Blame it on Reaganomics. How about the uncontrolled expansion of the money supply? The population growing to 330,000,000 people? Computers and the resulting explosion in productivity? The weaponization of medical billing and university tuition? Baby Boomers? We have been dust in the same wind that is pushing Mr. Stone down the same road. I, and most of my fellows, don't like what's happening now any more than he does.
Signed,
Fred Ceely
A grateful subscriber
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Democrats Breaking Bad
It's
time for the Democrats to screw the pooch again!
Trick
question: how can you reliably beat the Democrats in a national
election? Answer: release numerous polls showing them way ahead.
Hillary was way ahead in the polls right up to the election, which
she lost. The Dems saw those polls and shut down in safe mode. We got
this! All we have to do is not make a mistake! Who needs to visit
swing states? We got this! I wouldn't be surprised if the Trump
people were planting the polls showing him losing to multiple
Democrats. I'd be surprised if anyone told him about it, but it would
be a great idea coming from his handlers. (What a job that must be!
“Here's a cheeseburger Mr. President. Oh look! Fox and Friends is
on!”)
We
are also witnessing the repeat of the DNC struggle to lose by
rejecting progressive candidates who would actually have a chance of
winning in favor of middle-of-the-road centrist candidates. Hillary
was a nightmare candidate, let's face it. She's a mediocre public
speaker at best; she's awkward in any public setting; and no one
liked her. I kind of liked her, but I had serious reservations. I was
not in the least surprised that she lost. The war against Bernie
Sanders is back in full swing, even worse, in full view. The Dems are
somehow terrified of Elizabeth Warren as well, and I'm sure some of
them would feint at the mention of Mayor Pete. They like Cory Booker,
who is a wolf in sheep's clothing if ever there were one. They like
Kirsten Gillebrand, the very definition of “plain vanilla.” And
even though they've known him for forty years, they like Joe Biden!
Go figure! Those last three are lose, lose, and lose.
But
Biden beats Trump hands-down in all of the polls! Biden v. Trump is a
Trump walk over out here in the real world. Polls, schmolls, Biden v.
Trump and every single Trump fan comes out and votes while every
voter under thirty-five years old stays home and takes a nap in
between gig jobs.
How
could the Dems win? I feel like I did every time some procrastinator
came into my law office asking for help six months after the statute
of limitations had run. Then it was, “if only you'd come to see me
sooner.” Now it's, “if only you had taken the free advice that I
offered you after the loss in 2016 (or at least the suggestions I
made after the partial victory in 2018).”
If
you think he's bad now, just wait and see how it goes after he wins
next year. I hope that I'm wrong, but I think the odds are in his
favor. If he gets a second term, it will be his favorite phrase all
over again, “all options are on the table.” He's making all of
the generals rich, and junior officers aren't going to do anything.
Don't expect our police to be the ones to save democracy. Local
politicians are very easy to arrest on Federal charges. The rich love
him and when he makes his move they will cheerfully flood the TV with
propaganda. Is that old fashioned? TV? Okay, they'll flood whatever
is reaching people these days. Trump, whom we have deigned to
consider a fool, could burn the entire playhouse down. American
democracy has been slowly disappearing since the Patriot Act was
signed anyway. Add the 2000 election, the lies and corruption of the
Bush II years, the eight year assault on the democratic process when
Obama was president (“the year of the eight Justices”), the
Russians and Facebook and the voting machines and the FBI in 2016.
All it needs now is one small push and American democracy is going
right over the cliff.
You'd
better get back to the TV, or Facebook. The lies are stacking up
waiting for you. Handle with care! Whatever your politics are, remember your history: when it all goes wrong, everybody gets hurt.
the aztex - i said move
Release date, May, 1967. Considering that and other fine points, how remarkable is this record? The garage sound was already widespread, with teenagers learning to play as they went, playing loud and going nuts with everything they were listening to. The fuzz-box was already all over the place. When did bands start to add snippets from spoken word sci-fi records? Was the spoken word Batman record fragment that opens this cut something new?
That this and other records like it were the motivation behind the surf-punk revival in the 1990s can be said with confidence. Add massive reverb and you have Man or Astroman?
I met a great friend of mine in L.A., in 1976. That was Norman. He was from Cleveland, and he had a very unique record collection. Many of us liked the German trance-rock/ free-rock bands, from Kraftwerk to Guru Guru, but Norman had copies of the Kraftwerk stuff in several languages. I already had friends who had one or two sound-effects records in their collections, I had a couple myself, but Norman had thirty or forty of the things. He also liked stereo demonstration records. He had a lot of movie soundtracks too, mostly sci-fi or horror, or anything by Ennio Morricone. He was the only guy that I knew who also had multiple spoken-word sci-fi records, actors reading stories from Amazing Science Fiction magazine or something, with sound effects. He was the first person that I ever knew who used these things in mix tapes as bumpers in between songs. Norman loved bands like the Aztex, so I'd bet that he had this record. I know that he loved the Sonics, and Davie Allen and the Arrows, in a similar vein.
Tracing all of these innovations is not easy. I'll leave the hard work to real musicologists.
Monday, June 17, 2019
A Near Death Experience Disguised As A Vacation
We
had arrived at Peace Corps central in Thailand in early January,
2004. Eight weeks of training and it was off to our site. Christmas of that year brought us some slack time, and we
decided to take a vacation. We had traveled around the country quite
a bit by then, helping out with English camps and attending training
seminars, and I had learned enough Thai to get by in simple
situations. There was a big Christmas break at the schools that we
were assigned to. Okay, three weeks of time on our hands, where
should we go?
We
had heard a lot about Ko Phi Phi, Phi Phi Island, out in the Andaman
Sea not too far from Phuket. People raved about it, how beautiful it
was, what a unique and amazing place, etc. Our teaching site was in
the northern mountains; why not take a beach vacation in southern
Thailand? We came this close to going (holds thumb and index finger
very close together).
As
we were considering it, we realized that it was high-season. Which is
good, because it's the best weather of the year in Thailand, not as
blazing hot as usual and no rain, but which is also bad, because
everything is expensive and crowded. Prices are double or more in
high season. We had received another offer in the meantime, an
essentially free option. We decided to take that option instead. One
of our fellow volunteers was staying at his site for the holidays,
but he had a great invitation for Christmas dinner and his friends
said that we were welcome to come along. We had more than a year to
go on our Peace Corps hitch, so we figured there was plenty of time
for the islands. Let's go for the merry Christmas!
The
dinner was totally American style, and totally delicious. The hosts
were a very nice couple, he a Texan in his early 70s, she Thai in her
late 60s. She had lived in Texas for about twenty-five years, mostly
with her first husband. When he died, she continued to attend their
church, because that's where her friends were. That's where she met
her second husband, a widower. When he retired, they moved back to
her home province in Thailand. She had extensive experience with
turkey dinners, complete in every detail. It's not easy finding
turkeys in Thailand, and even harder is finding someone with an oven.
She had both. There were ten or twelve of us altogether, and it was a
great time.
On
December 27, 2004, about to board the bus to return to our site, we
heard about the tsunami that hit coastlines around the Andaman Sea on
December 26th. The underwater earthquake that generated
the tsunami registered between 9.1 and 9.3 on the Richter Scale. That
is one hellacious earthquake. Many countries were hit by the waves,
as far away as Madagascar, and many people were killed. Even the
early estimates of the dead and injured were shocking, and the
numbers went up over time as more detailed reports came in. A few
hundred were killed on little Phi Phi Island, including many
vacationing foreigners. Something like 8,000 people died in Thailand
alone. Thailand has a long west coast along the Andaman Sea, with
many popular beach vacation spots. Total deaths for all affected
countries were over 200,000.
All
of that must have been terrible for the most affected parties, and
the horror of it was not lost on us. I don't want to appear to be
minimizing any of that suffering, whether of victims, survivors, or
their families. It was also, however, a sobering experience for
myself and my wife, now ex-wife. A casual, apparently meaningless
decision to take the other fork in the road for that simple vacation
would have put us into either the dead or the missing category. On
Phi Phi, there is really nowhere to go, and on that day there was no
warning. The odds are good that we would have become statistics.
Six
or seven years later I visited Ko Phi Phi. I was in neighboring
Phuket, also an island, teaching a class for two weeks, and one of my
students was a big shot at one of the tour boat companies. He comp'd
me. It really is a beautiful little island. Half of it rises straight
out of the sea, exposed rock mostly covered in vegetation, to a
height of about five hundred feet. There is no one and nothing but
nature on that part of the island. Then there is a nice, curved
section of beach behind a bay, with a touristy area of shops and
guest houses that runs for a few hundred feet. and the remainder of
the island is tall hills covered by inhospitable forested areas. Bays
focus waves of all kinds, including tsunamis. (Surfers seek out bays
because the waves are bigger.) It's a perfect tsunami trap.
This
is probably the most abstract of my near-death experiences, but it
is, nonetheless, one of the scariest of the bunch.
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
Korean-Americans Can Speak Together in Korean If They Feel Like It
The
world is full of ex-pats, short for ex-patriots, meaning people who
take up residence in countries other than their native land. I, for
example, am an ex-pat. I live in South East Asia, and it's been so
long now that babies that were born the year that I left America are
now in high school. I have achieved some facility with the language
of my adopted country, but you wouldn't call it fluency. In fact, “my
Thai, she's a broke.” I talk to natives all the time, and it
usually goes okay. Sometimes not great, but usually okay. It takes a
native that is willing to grace me with some patience and speak
slowly so that I have any hope of keeping up. Luckily, my country of
residence is full of such people, and I deeply appreciate their
kindness and their hospitality.
America
could learn a lot from my adopted country.
When
I sit down for coffee at the local Dunkin Donuts with an American
friend, we speak English. We are surrounded by natives, and no one
seems to care, or even notice. It's not uncommon, after all, for
people here to speak to each other in English. This is in Bangkok, so
you might think that no one notices because Bangkok is a big,
cosmopolitan city. It's true, there are so many foreigners here that
hearing other languages is very common. Even in the countryside,
though, it's not a problem. More people would notice, but they would
notice out of a sense of interest. Just for entertainment, they might
come over and ask a simple question in Thai. Not to test us so much
as looking for an exciting opportunity to talk to a foreigner. Even
in Bangkok, I get this from Taxi drivers all the time. When I explain
where I'm going, in Thai and hitting most of the tones correctly, the
drivers will often ask me a simple question to check my hearing
comprehension. If I answer, they might smile and start a
conversation. At the end of these rides, I sometimes wai (the Thai
bow) and say, “thank you, teacher.” That gets a laugh. It's all
very casual. Diversity is a fact of life here. Thailand has been a
crossroads country for three thousand years.
Diversity
is a fact of life in America, too, but somehow the message has not
sunk in.
I
saw a video very recently about someone yelling at two young women in
a mall cafeteria because they were not speaking “American.” We've
all seen these videos, “this is America! We speak American!” One
of the women told the language police in perfect, native English that
she was an American, and that she could speak English perfectly well,
but she was Korean-American and her cousin was visiting the family
from Korea. That's not enough for people anymore. The harangue went
on. “We speak American here!” It's gotten so bad that many
Americans are hostile to any fellow American who speaks more than one
language. Like they must be spies or something.
More
recently, my wife and I were having lunch in a small restaurant in
our very diverse Bangkok neighborhood. (It's predominantly Thai
Buddhist, but there are many mosques and many, many Thai and ex-pat
Muslims in my neighborhood. It's been a Muslim neighborhood for over
one hundred years.) We speak together in a combination of Thai and
English, mostly English, to be fair. We go to this shop all the time,
and no one has ever said anything, or seemed to notice. Certainly the
owners and the staff don't care, because we always smile and say,
“thank you!” and I always put a nice tip in the jar. The other
day three men came in after us and they were speaking together in
Korean. After glancing at the menu, which was in Thai, one of the men
leaned over and very politely asked us about what we were having,
because it looked delicious, and he also had a couple of questions
about the menu. Koreans speak loudly, so there's no doubt that it's
not Thai. Plus, one fellow was speaking to me in English. Still, no
one even looks up.
I
see videos from time to time that end with, “go back to your own
country!” or, “go back where you came from!” I've seen and read
about incidents where some “American patriot” will randomly
demand to see proof that someone who appears foreign “belongs
here.” In fifteen years in Thailand I've never heard anything
remotely like that sentiment.
There
is an ill will towards foreigners growing in America, and it is
nurtured by political groups and religious organizations who wish to
drive wedges between Americans who may have slight variations in
their backgrounds. This ill will is directed not only towards actual
foreigners, aliens with or without visas, but also towards American
citizens who may speak more than one language, who may be recent
arrivals or the children of recent arrivals, or it may be directed at
established groups of American citizens like black Americans, Asian
Americans, Latino Americans, or, through some bizarre
misapprehension, Indian Americans (not to be confused with American
Indians, who are also still persecuted). The guilty political groups
want votes, which they will trade for money. The guilty religious
groups want money and political power. In the meantime, gullible
Americans are making total assholes of themselves, usually while
someone is filming them with a cell phone. It's sickening.
America
really does have a lot to learn from Thailand on this subject. Thais
are a very diverse people who live comfortably under the umbrella of
Thai language and culture. The same could be said of America, except
for the comfortable part. The coastal states, and the Blue states in
general, make a good show of accepting diversity. But the great
heartland of America can't even get along with their racial and
religious equivalents in the Blue states. Those Red state people,
and, to be fair, many people in Blue states, seem to hate everybody!
This
is a terrible situation, and there's no quick fix for it. Maybe we
should consider electing politicians who will try to make things
better, not worse.
Saturday, June 8, 2019
Butter
Question:
how many ingredients are there in butter? Ha! Trick question! There's
only one ingredient in butter. No, the only ingredient is not,
“butter,” it's milk. (Salted butter has two ingredients, milk and
salt.)
There
was was a five year period not long ago when I was living the
bachelor lifestyle, and I did almost all of my shopping in
convenience stores. I ate lunch at school or on the soi. (That's
shorthand for any small restaurant in a Thai neighborhood.) There was
a Family Mart in my building, and I always stopped in on the way
home. I could buy most of what I needed there. My dinners followed a
pretty close pattern of sandwiches or eggs, with the occasional pizza
delivery in the mix. I bought my butter in the convenience store, and
I bought the one brand that they had. It seemed okay; it tasted like
butter. The company was Australian, and the butter was “product of
Australia,” and it was certainly not expensive at about $3 for 400
grams (a bit less than a pound). I'd cut it into thirds and put two
in the freezer and one in a Tupperware. I didn't give it much
thought.
One
day, unwrapping a new package, I idly looked at the ingredients.
There were about ten, several of which looked like industrial
products. The first ingredient was, “butter oil.” It all looked
very suspicious. I read up on the modern varieties of butter-like
products and decided that I'd be better served by finding some real
butter.
The
mall supermarket had a couple of brands, and checking the
ingredients, sure enough, “Milk; Salt.” There was a brand from
Denmark called Lurpak that cost about $5 for 200 grams (close to half
a pound). There were a couple of other brands, but the Lurpak was
fine. I still buy it. Is this a prudent course of action? The Lurpak
costs almost three times as much as the ersatz butter. Of course,
it's fine, go ahead. It's not a bank-breaker. It's not like I'm
baking pies and croissants here. A package lasts me quite a while.
If
my father were reading this, he would take it as further proof that I
am a reckless spendthrift. He would disinherit me! Oh, wait. He
already did that.
This
butter is a small matter, but it is illustrative of one of the
founding principles of my family life when my first wife and I were
raising our boys. We were never rich, not by a long shot, and when my
boys were small, we weren't even particularly prosperous. In almost
every category of food and drink, we had no chance of indulging in
the top-shelf products. In some instances, though, even a very
moderate budget can support the day-to-day use of the best special
products from around the world. My ex-wife was in complete agreement
on the subject.
Like
real maple syrup from Canada. We always ate together as much as
possible, dinner every evening and at least one special breakfast on
the weekend. That could be bacon and eggs, or something like pancakes
or waffles or French toast. At first the real maple syrup seems like
a wild expense. The sugar-syrup substitute was about a buck, maybe a
little more, and the premium maple syrup was about $5. That bottle
lasted a long time, though. So as an annual expense, what did it come
to? An extra $10 or $15? The four of us loved it, and we enjoyed the
hell out of it. We weren't rich, but the maple syrup in our house was
as good as that in any house in America, including the White House.
Same
with Parmigiano Reggiano cheese. The Kraft imitation is particularly
odious once you've tasted the real thing. We always had the real
stuff. We cooked a lot of Italian food, eggplant and chicken
Parmesan, lasagna, baked ziti, steak pizzaiola. The Kraft was
probably under a dollar then, and the jar lasted a while. The
Reggiano was available in whatever quantity suited your needs. I
usually got a tub, a small, lidded plastic tub, that cost under $4.
It was quite a bit of grated cheese to look at it, and it lasted a
long time. Here too, on an annualized basis it was a no brainer. Buy
it!
My
parents were eating dinner at our house one time. We saw them almost
every year; either we'd fly to New York or they'd come out to L.A. My
father loved Italian food, and he loved the Parmesan cheese, too. So
he's looking at the package, smelling the cheese, he held it up and
looked at it from the bottom. Then he put it down without taking any.
I asked him, “everything okay, dad?” He gave me that look and
said, “did you know that that cheese costs almost $20 per pound?”
Sure, I said, but that tub only cost four dollars and it'll last us a
few months. He just shook his head in disappointment and ate his
spaghetti and meat balls, without cheese. He couldn't bring himself
to eat cheese that expensive. He thought that I was crazy.
The
only luxury item that I indulge in these days is medicine. Luckily,
it's all affordable so far. We eat in restaurants frequently, but
where we live those are very affordable as well. At the house, well,
there's the matter of the Danish butter. That disappears into the
annual budget just like the other things did. We have French toast or
pancakes sometimes, but my wife found the real maple syrup too sweet
for her taste, so we stick with the sugar syrup. “Shake Cheese?”
It's a very rare Thai person who will knowingly eat any cheese at
all, and my wife is no exception. The European cheeses at the mall
are ridiculously expensive, too expensive for me to consider just for
myself. You have to draw the line. There's a jar of Kraft in our
refrigerator. I'm getting used to it.
FRANK HOWARD - JUDY - EXCELLO
Another Excello hit from the CD "Uptown Down South." This is a Nashville record from 1967. It's amazing to consider just how much music changed in the mid-1960s, and how fast. All of it, across time zones and genres. Not all necessarily good changes, I suppose (see, Jazz). All hell was breaking loose all over the world, but recording studios were using new technology to turn out a steady stream of hits.
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
Even David Brooks Thinks The Republicans Are Crazy
I've
been seeing columns by David Brooks in mostly the New York Times for
what seems like a very long time now. The ones that I actually read
have most often seemed to start out leaning in one direction, staying
there until the end of the column, at which point they veered
suddenly in the direction of the clampdown. It was as though he were
trying to be reasonable and polite at first, but then had to blurt
out what he really felt at the end. Maybe it was just me; I'm not a
political scientist.
He's
still in the column writing game, and one of them caught my eye
today.
His
main point in this one was that the Republican party is really
pushing its luck by continuing to resist diversity at every turn. He
seems to believe that the policy is stupid and doomed to fail in the
end. I tend to agree with him, and he had a few good statistics to
back us up. Statistics show that Millennials are very close to fifty
percent diverse already and their follow-on group, Generation Z, is
even closer. They've all grown up in a very diverse world. Pretty
soon the entire country will be less than fifty percent white. That's
a wave that's going to kick your ass when push comes to shove.
Republicans
don't seem to be seeing all of this. They can still win elections
with white people, so they're dancing with the one they brung.
Maybe
their psephologists have crunched all of the numbers and decided that
almost all of the diversity will remain on the coasts and in some
deeply blue states, while plenty of states will remain nearly all
white and generate enough senators and Electoral College votes to
carry the Republicans into the future. Maybe they figure that they'll
be fine with the Senate and the occasional presidency. And the
Supreme Court, I guess. Maybe they're right.
The
best part, however, came when Mr. Brooks described the three main
blocs within the current Republican party, with reference to a recent
article by Mr. Matthew Continetti. The three were summed up as
follows:
The
Jacksonians, described as “pugilistic populists.” Would this be
fans of Donald “Man of the People” Trump? Trump doesn't know much
about history, but he likes what he's heard about Andrew Jackson,
which is probably limited to facts like his dueling record, the story
of him getting shot and immediately using his cane to beat the
would-be assassin to within an inch of his life, and how popular he
was with low-lives who trashed the White House when given the chance.
The trouble here is that to be a successful populist, you must give
the voters something that they want. Trump has only given the voters
promises. I'm not sure that giving the voters permission to be racist
assholes will be enough.
Next
come the Paleos, who are described as “Tucker Carlson style
economic nationalists.” That would be Tucker Swanson McNear
Carlson, a fabulously wealthy trust-fund baby who has traded in his
bow-ties and shit-eating grin look for a more dignified big-boy tie
and the expression of a man who has just been hit on the top of the
head with a bat. In my experience, men who have only family names
strung together, and no names of their own at all, are almost always
insufferable. Three family names in a row indicate great wealth. If
Tucker is any indication, four in a row just means even more wealth.
(You've heard of “Swanson's TV Dinners.” That's only one of the
four names.) I'm not sure what “economic nationalism” is,
exactly, but from appearances, maybe it means using our economy as a
cudgel to beat our adversaries, and our friends for that matter, into
submission.
Thirdly,
there are the Post Liberals. These seem to be the reactionaries to
beat all reactionaries. They are described as “opposing pluralism
and seeking to return to pre-Enlightenment orthodoxy.” Are there
sufficient exclamation points in the world to highlight the
delusional nature of people who would seek to unwind the previous 250
years of European and American history? Bring back the days when men and women were restrained by
poverty and deprivation? When women were additionally controlled by witchcraft
trials? When all wealth was controlled by the Church, Royalty, and a very
small merchant class? Most of the individuals who espouse this policy
would lose their privilege entirely and be returned to serfdom.
“Opposing pluralism” is the least of their problems, which are
obviously psychological and deep seated.
As
even David Brooks seems to realize, there is no longer any future in
“opposing pluralism.” What, I wonder, are they suggesting when
they hint at reinstating the privileges of the white race? We can
turn away immigrants at the border, although even that is not
certain, and we can try to winnow out all of the illegal immigrants
in our midst and kick them out, although that would be an economic
disaster in many industries, but what then? What about all of the
pluralism that either has all of its citizenship papers properly in
order, or was born here fair and square? What about our black
Americans? This “opposing pluralism” crowd really got some wind
in its sails when Mr. Obama was president. Just like many of our
police, many Americans now have the black race in America fully in
their sights. Are we to eject all of those individuals for excessive
pigmentation? Wrong eye-shape or hair-texture? People say these
things without having given them a moment's thought.
When
someone says, “we must take our country back,” we know exactly
what they mean, and they probably do, too. But what would that look
like? Should we let the diverse populations stay, but only as something less
than citizens and certainly without voting privileges and denied
access to any kind of welfare or government aid? Something more
demonstrative? Financial incentives to leave? That is all crazy talk,
but returning to something like the America of the 1940s is even
crazier. More than half of our population would need to be eliminated
somehow, or subjugated. Some people want to go back to Andy Griffith's Maybury, they want
Midwestern cities to be prosperous and white again, they want good,
clean food from farms that look like Dorothy's place in the Wizard of
Oz. The terrible truth is that the people who want these things are tearing
the country apart before anyone has even thought any of this through.
To accomplish any of those things, while eliminating some or all of the diversity
(plurality), not to mention the sexual "deviation," would take a revolution. Our time would be better spent “taking our country back” from
the investment class and their corporate stooges who are really the
ones who have stolen it from us. Stolen our prosperity and our
security to the degree that many people have been rendered
unreasonable. It's a bad situation.
Diversity hasn't hurt us one bit, and America has enjoyed great diversity since its Colonial Period. Rather, it is these anti-diversity reactionaries who are right now burning our playhouse down.
Diversity hasn't hurt us one bit, and America has enjoyed great diversity since its Colonial Period. Rather, it is these anti-diversity reactionaries who are right now burning our playhouse down.
I
should wrap this up before I really start to scare people. Imagine
asking people straight out: do you want a world in the next twenty or
fifty or one hundred years that is a fit place to live in, where your
children and grandchildren can enjoy the comfort and many of the
privileges that you enjoy now? Everyone would say YES! If you asked
them: would you like to help to build a world for your children and
grandchildren that is better than the one that exists now, again all
of them would say YES! And yet, for forty years, those same
interviewees have been digging deep graves for all of those
advantages that they wish for their offspring. The graves are being
filled in now, and every good thing will soon be but a memory in the
minds of some old men and women.
If
we are to provide anything that is good and decent to our
grandchildren, we'd better get started. Time ran out more than ten
years ago, and catch-up is difficult. Some days I feel like St. John
the Baptist, bearing a message that people would profit from hearing, but repeatedly being rejected and ignored. I won't live long
enough to see the last act, but I am haunted by the images of the
lives that we are leaving for our grandchildren. The images stand
before us as plain as day. The suffering! The misery! How they will
hate us!
Tuesday, June 4, 2019
FOLI (there is no movement without rhythm) original version by Thomas Ro...
I don't have much to add. This video says it all. You should listen to it all the way through. The music is propulsive and wonderful; the visuals are dramatic and meaningful; the tension builds to a fine crescendo. This is really great.
Sunday, June 2, 2019
13TH FLOOR ELEVATORS - YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME (UPGRADED)
Roky joined the lost today. He must have had a big personality. He stayed in touch with people all over the country. He was a fixture in the Texas rock club scene. A friend of mine in L.A. was in touch with Roky all of his life, and the friend assures me that Roky was a great guy. And you know what? I believe it.
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