God help me, and I hope to God that It will, because I think Norm McDonald is funny. Last week he was on Conan, and he said, liberally paraphrased:
Oh, me and Andy Richter go way back, we came out to Hollywood about the same time. I had a job, bussing tables down at the (Coffee Shop). So one day he says to me that he found this great new way to make money, he’s going to be a male prostitute. I said, are you sure? You’re not even gay. He told me, don’t worry, it’s a great way to make money.
The next day he comes in to the (Coffee Shop), and says, hey! I had a great night! Let me buy you breakfast! I said, what if I want steak and eggs? That’s expensive. He says, no problem! I’ve got plenty of money! Last night I made four-hundred and fifty-one dollars and fifty cents.
I thought about it and finally asked him, who gave you fifty cents?
“All of them.”