Monday, June 15, 2020

Dimplejohnny


The Sad Death of Dimplejohnny

Dimplejohnny's face is very popular, but it is not entirely pleasant. His eyes are a bit too far apart, perhaps to bestow an advantage in triangulating the distance to the nearest pretty woman. Nothing about Dimplejohnny has happened by accident.

His nose is a bit too small, which may contribute to the impression given by his eyes. He has one dimple,on his left cheek, which is his good side, which confuses people no end, because most photographs of Dimplejohnny are selfies, where the dimple appears to be on his right cheek. Dimplejohnny enjoys this controversy. He believes that it is good for business.

(This came to me in a dream, or maybe I was half awake, or drifting in and out of sleep. It is not a sign of oncoming dementia.)

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