Thursday, October 18, 2018

MILK & ME


"MILK & ME" is simply pasteurized whole milk, sold in a high-concept all white container for two times the price of other quality brands of whole milk. 

The packaging information starts out pretty normal: 

Good Source of Protein
Rich in Calcium and Phosphorus
High Vitamin B2 & B12

And then comes the real sales pitch:  

Milk is a white liquid produced by the mammary glands of mammals. 

It is the primary source of nutrition. 

A PERFECT COMPANION AT HOME

Milk is Life

You couldn't make this stuff up. It's like a prop for a movie about people who live in space and don't know what milk is. 


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