Thursday, October 18, 2018
MILK & ME
"MILK & ME" is simply pasteurized whole milk, sold in a high-concept all white container for two times the price of other quality brands of whole milk.
The packaging information starts out pretty normal:
Good Source of Protein
Rich in Calcium and Phosphorus
High Vitamin B2 & B12
And then comes the real sales pitch:
Milk is a white liquid produced by the mammary glands of mammals.
It is the primary source of nutrition.
A PERFECT COMPANION AT HOME
Milk is Life
You couldn't make this stuff up. It's like a prop for a movie about people who live in space and don't know what milk is.