I wrote down a movie quote a few months ago, something that I saw in a trailer on a talk show I think. Now I have the note but I can't remember who it was or from what movie.
(Grown) son: you never gave me anything!
Father: what do you mean! I gave you a snake!
Son: Yeah! And it died after it ate all of your Qualudes!
Father: And that's the only time anybody ever saw a King Cobra laugh!
That's some funny shit. But what movie is it from?