I saw the following on the side of a Toyota Granvia van in Bangkok. Good sized print, prominently displayed. All caps in the original:
I LOVE TO HAVE FUN. I LOVE MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS. I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL PLANET EARTH. THE REASON WHY I CHOSE THIS CAR IS BECAUSE IT WILL TOTALLY SATISFY MY REQUIREMENTS FOR OUTDOOR LIVING. WELL . . . TOMORROW WHERE SHALL WE GO?
Pretty typical family-style van, actually, but I'm sure that it's fun, in its way.