As one gets older, one inevitably begins to question the judgments that one made in one's youth. Would it have been better to have joined the Air Force rather than the Navy, or would it have been better still to have avoided the military all together? Was my persistence in that other matter pure folly or was it only a sign of good character? Was that favorite pair of shoes really so special after all?
So it is that I wonder: was Jay Leno ever actually funny? I seem to recall a time when I thought that he was funny. If ever there was such a time upon the earth, the light of it has gone out with a completeness that has not existed since God put the kibosh on Sodom and Gomorrah.