In the Jupiter Vodka matter, I have changed "Thai White Whiskey" to "Thai White Spirits." White whiskey is what the Thais call the local moonshine, which is, of course, made from rice, sticky-rice. The Uncle Tom people don't want to confuse anybody into thinking that the product has anything to do with whiskey, which is, as we know, a filthy, oily thing.
Incidentally, did anybody get my reference to "Papa Jup?" I'll give you a clue: it's from a movie, and another line from the movie is "Mars, kill the baby."
Still no? How about, "what's the matter? Don't like dog anymore?" What a great screenplay.