Monday, March 24, 2008

Benefits for Readers

I am arranging with the proper authorities to issue really cool indulgences to readers of this blog. The simple act of reading may gain you:

1. Forgiveness of all venial sins;
2. Time off in Purgatory;
3. A presumption of “Baptism of Desire;”
4. Plenary Indulgence (for superior devotion); and even
5. The Grace of a Happy Death (for those who pass a substantial test).

Look for more re: Norman; more poetry (some with Parental Advisory); soon, a new excerpt from “The Accidental Murderer;” more little poems about judges, evil and otherwise; some little stories about stupid court appearances; more pictures; and generally good ideas as they come to me. Thank you for reading.

Be sure to catch the great new stuff below.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Amen brother

*Jorge of Mar Vista